There has been a rumor in the last couple of weeks about that strange new matter called “slast”. People from different nationalities say it is not that hard to find, and it has a specific smell. We talked about it with the famous Dr. Rotkov from Carlseton University and he says that slast is a product of humans’ existance and almost everybody secretes it. So we can find slast between the legs of young boys and more often girls, right at the corner of the leg in the crotch where some glands are positioned and releasing their secrets. Also it is frequently mistaken with the natural cheese, but it is not the same, Dr. Rotkov ensures.